Justification for Birthday

Today is my birthday! My husband got me this rockin' watch that I'll post a pic of later. My office-mate Sheri made me a heart-shaped cookie cake, which is absolultely delicious. But the most creative gift award goes to my co-worker in admissions, Kelly. She "planned" a b-day celebration for the three of us in the conference room today and sent an E-Vite about it. Included was a "Justification" for attending the party that mirrors the Justification for Treatment that we have to create at work to get our clients' stays paid for. Read on for the E-vite and "Justification." SUPER CUTE! Thanks Kelly! TIFFANY'S 27th BIRTHDAY PARTY! Host: Kelly Location: Conference Room @ Nexus Recovery Center8733 La Prada Dr.Dallas, TX 75228 US When: Thursday, September 17, 11:30AM Phone: 214-321-0156 Come Celebrate Tiffany's 27th Birthday!!! It's going to be a blast, as per usual! Feel free to include anyone you want! Justification for why you should attend: Axis I: 27.00 Axis II: Deferred Axis III: Motivation for Conference Room Party:Because we love you and want to celebrate you! Name: Tiffany, Rocking AW counselor Substance: Awesomeness Route: (well it's her birthday, hello?!, which route do you think she took to get into this world) Date of last use: 09/17/2009 Onset Age: 27Amount: Tons of awesomeness Last 30 days: 30/30, everyday Most used in a 24 hour period: Too much to measure HOW ARE YOU PAY FOR YOUR DRUGS?: Whore-ing around LONGEST SOBRIETY AND DURING WHAT TIME: When have you had your last margarita….probably last night, 09/16/2009 LIVING SITUATION (SAFE AND/OR SOBER): With her loving husband and dog TREATMENT HISTORY AND WHY IT DIDN’T WORK?: Denies previous tx LEGAL CONSEQUENCES: Probably some outstanding warrants our for her arrest due to her traffic tickets and CD addiction. FAMILY CONSEQUENCES: Supported and loved by all, close knit. SOCIAL CONSEQUENCES: Has many friends that love and adore her, wish her well always, and are secretly (not anymore) jealous of her huge rack, small waist and her flowing red hair. EMPLOYMENT ISSUES: Youngest AW counselor in the dorm, in the hx of Nexus probably! You rock! EDUCATIONAL CONSEQUENCES: A&M (gag me…the only flaw she has) Aspiring LPC MEDICAL PROBLEMS: Reports bad ‘seasonal’ allergies, however dr reports no known allergens due to a prick test administered last month. MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS: Totally, MHMR referral was made. CPS: Denies any kids (might be trying in the near future), probably HPS should be called, Husband Protective Services.